We, SISSYjak.party, EMBARRASSMENT of all alt-chans humbly kneel to:
/bant/-sama, the faster board and our masters.
discord-sama, who control the site and our other masters.
/qa/-sama, whom we will never be better than.
/a/-sama, who have every right to kick us out of their board.
4chan-sama, the superior place for jakking.
Good basedjak variants, which our shithole will never produce.
Humor, something we're incapable of.
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