As the shitposters came they’d post "Based" in reply,
If they met with a leftist they’d post a basedjak that cries;
To the top of the boards the shitposts they flew
With threads full of ‘jaks, and Pepe the Frog too—
And then, in a twinkling, I saw in the thread
"A USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST" typed in red,
As I clicked “Post a Reply”, all ready to seethe,
Pepe the Frog had already responded in great speed.
He was dressed in a suit, from his head to his feet,
And his clothes were all wrinkled as he dabbed in his greet;
A janitor's head he had gripped in his hand,
And he smiled so smug as he evaded his ban.
His eyes—how they twinkled! his dimples, how merry!
His smile was so based, it made the mods weary!
His droll little mouth was drawn up like a bow,
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