'Twas the night before Basedmas and all through the chans,Not a creature was posting, not even a trans;The trannies were hung by the chimney with care,In hopes that Pepe the Frog soon would be there;The leftists were coping and seething in discord;

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Frog 03/13/24 (Wed) 03:14:46 No.1772

'Twas the night before Basedmas and all through the chans,
Not a creature was posting, not even a trans;
The trannies were hung by the chimney with care,
In hopes that Pepe the Frog soon would be there;
The leftists were coping and seething in discord;
While they planned what was next to spam on the board;
And the sneedposters and baneposters, and I in my cap,
Had just closed all our tabs for a shitposter's nap,
When out on the chans there arose such a clatter,
I sprang from my bed to see what was the matter.
Away to 4channel I started to head,
Opened the catalog and clicked on the thread.
The light from the screen of the monitor's glow,
Gave a lustre of threads to posters below,
When what to my wondering eyes did appear,
But a dead hanging tranny and mad reddit queers,
With a greentexting basedjak in response to the gays,
I knew in that moment it must be Pepe.
More rapid than jannies the shitposters came,
And they posted, and quoted, and then they acclaimed:
"FUCK JANNIES! FUCK TRANNIES! FUCK NIGGERS AND KIKES!
FUCK WOMEN! FUCK FAGGOTS! AND ALL NON-WHITES ALIKE!
To the top of the boards we will post all our calls!
Fuck them I say! them I say! I hate them all!"

Frog 03/13/24 (Wed) 03:15:01 No.1773

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As the shitposters came they’d post "Based" in reply,
If they met with a leftist they’d post a basedjak that cries;
To the top of the boards the shitposts they flew
With threads full of ‘jaks, and Pepe the Frog too—
And then, in a twinkling, I saw in the thread
"A USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST" typed in red,
As I clicked “Post a Reply”, all ready to seethe,
Pepe the Frog had already responded in great speed.
He was dressed in a suit, from his head to his feet,
And his clothes were all wrinkled as he dabbed in his greet;
A janitor's head he had gripped in his hand,
And he smiled so smug as he evaded his ban.
His eyes—how they twinkled! his dimples, how merry!
His smile was so based, it made the mods weary!
His droll little mouth was drawn up like a bow,
And the replies to his post had started to grow;
Against the jannies he was taking his stand,
Making a post even though he was banned;
He had a green face and a little round belly
That shook as he’d post, like a bowl full of jelly.
He was based and redpilled, a right jolly smug frog,
And I laughed when I read his posts dialogue;
A wink of his eye and a raise of his glass,
And soon the shitposters were replying in mass;
He spoke not a word while he typed up his posts,
As he filled all the boards with his based redpilled toasts.
And after placing his mouse on “Post a Reply”,
He would make a based post that made leftists cry;
He replied to his thread, and told trannies to dilate,
And responded with basedjaks when they fell for his bait.
And I heard him exclaim, before the thread 404ed—
“Happy Basedmas to all, and to all a based board!”

MERRY BASEDMAS