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Alright, listen up, you jokers! I'm here to set the record straight and defend my main man, Donald Trump. You see, Trump may be a lot of things, but he's not a quitter. He's like that pesky little shoplifter who just won't give up, no matter how many times he gets close to getting caught. And let me tell you, Joe Biden is like the diversity hire security guard who falls asleep on the job and lets that shoplifter walk right out the door. Sure, Trump might have made a few mistakes along the way, but who hasn't? I mean, I once accidentally stole a pack of candy bars when I was trying to impress some friends with my slick skills and I felt bad. But did I give up? Heck no! I doubled down and became the best damn shoplifter this side of the Mississippi. And that's exactly what Trump did— he doubled down and made America great again.
Now, let's talk about Sleepy Joe, shall we? The man couldn't catch a shoplifter if his life depended on it. He's like the bumbling nigger mall cop who can't even run in a straight line, let alone catch a hardened criminal like me. And don't even get me started on his policies— they're about as effective as trying to steal a TV by shoving it down your pants. It just doesn't work! So, to all you haters out there who think Trump isn't the man for the job, just remember that he's got the tenacity of a seasoned shoplifter.And as for Joe Biden, well, he's about as useful as the old screen door on a submarine thing. So, let's keep America great and re-elect the man with the golden touch. Trump has a lot to offer those who may have a more "flexible” approach to property rights Thank you, and don't forget to tip your shoplifters on the way out!